Jesus Cruise

Oh No, he had better watch out. This rediculous. He has no morals or self control. The only thing he has going for him is his beautiful wife. I just hope she can bring him down to reality. He is so full of himself...this only adds to it. Bogus.

well if "The Sun" says it...it must be true.

man this shit is soooo yesterday.

try to snap a few pix, instead of copying really bad blogs with really lame "let's all gang up on tomkat cause it's easy" stories.

oh but whatever...americans are so stupid and fat and hungry...they believe everything that comes with food or is thin...kinda funny...and true.

If "[A]mericans are so stupid..." and you're better than all that, what are you even doing on an American celebrity blog??? If you're above all this then why even bother to comment? Just go somewhere else.

Besides, Jesus was just a person and man invented God (and religion) anyway, so why even care about this?

americans care about it..because america was founded by religous extremists.
they couldn't be "crazy christians" in europe anymore...so they shipped over to america, killed all the indians, got big on slavery and really really fat.

GAY....

Oh please, leave the guy & his nutty religion alone. Who cares anyway?

PULEEEASE!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Cruise is a high payed actor. I really liked his work in Top Gun, since my husband is a "real fighter pilot". As far as his religion, I think its convient for he and several stars. No, I do not think he is or should be compared to Jesus. Maybe he should read the Bible and get some "real answers" about what faith and religion really are......

The problem with CP1333 is that they are angry because we as Americans can brag about the things that we enjoy because we have earned the right to. Many Europeans dislike America because they think that we are arrogant and selfish. Well, arrogant and selfish we are not. The real reasons why they hate America is because we enjoy they enjoy the freedom that we have provided for them. Let's be real here, if it wasnt for the USA.... All of Europe would be speaking german by now... So people, blog on.... we earned the right to and for those extremis Europeans... Blog on and say what you want about the USA and Americand, we gave you the great gift of Freedom of Speech. Enjoy..

ANTI-CHRIST - MAYBE?

DEPENDS ON HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE SHIPS TO ARRIVE. WE MAY NOT BE TALKING AT ALL BY THEN. JUST USING MIND WAVES TO BEND SPOONS AND COMMUNICATE. WHATEVER SURI DECIDES IS BEST FOR US TO DO.

cp1333 - it's why do YOU care about this that I'm wondering. And why care so much about what Americans care about? If you're not one, it doesn't matter, and if you are, then fine, go find a better place if you're so convinced we're not worthy of your presence, being the simple-minded fools we are. Apparently you think our celebrity blogs are worth your time.

Or are you just compelled to be sanctimonious, bitter, and envious?

Never mind, I believe I've answered my own question.

....This is crazy. I can not believe they even put Tom and Christ in the same sentence. I thought Scientologist felt that Christ or any other religious figure was non-existent? I know it's never good Karma to wish bad on others, but damn't I wish I could log on and read breaking news that Tom is now bankrupt and unemployed. He needs a little piece of humility. Oh..and why do Pilot's wives always have to make sure that everyone else knows that thier husband is one? annoying...

Blasphemy

Snerk! did Tom Cruise write this article? he does seem quite impressed with himself...maybe he does think he is a deity. I do sometimes say "Oh Jeez!" when I read this or that about Tom Cruise... but that does not mean I'm calling him Jesus.
Also, I think it's funny that people in this board take it as an opportunity to bash America... esp. since Scientology is a worldwide phenomenon.
I read somewhere that much of modern European identity comes from reacting against America - like they smoke a lot becasue Americans don't - whatever.
Europe has a lot of great things going for it, as do other countries in the world. As does America. I just think it is bad form to constantly malign America, given the slightest opportunity. Pathetic, actually. Too bad.

Everyone is always jealous of Americans........sad but true. This is why they need to read our "celebrity blogs". hehehehehehhe

we read them, so we can laugh about your stupid asses that worship even dumber celebrities just for being thin and rich.

sure scientology is also something that exists in europe...but only americans are dumb enough to call it a "religion" so these wankers don't have to pay taxes.

Sounds like something his peeps thought up trying to get more publicity.

He is one SICK creep.

People may speak of him in 2000 years; however, only if he is willing to be crucified for his "religion"

HEY IRS......HERE IS HOW TO SETTLE THE FEDERAL DEFICIT

AUDIT TOM CRUISE!

EVERYTHING HE DOES IS TAX FREE.

ALL OF KATONICS TRIPS TO BARNEY'S......TAX FREE.

ALL OF HIS PRIVATE JET TRIPS TO FOOTBALL GAMES......TAX FREE

ALL OF HIS WEDDING AND HONEYMOON......TAX FREE.

WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY!

HE IS FAT! EWWW

People may speak of him in 2000 years; however, only if he is willing to be crucified for his "religion"

WHy is ecerything for Tom Cruise Tax free?? Is that part of his religion? I never knew that part of it. Someone fill me in.

oh my...
the scientology organisation doesn't have to pay taxes, because dumbwit america has recognized it as an "official" religion.

cruise as an individual and business man has to pay taxes like everyone else.

...i have nooooo words for you guys...it's just ...fun.

WTF??

OUR WORLD IS GONE MAD!!

I'M SURE HE WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE SO.

hey cp1333 don't know who you are, why do you keep bashing America. The greatest country, like someone else said, if it weren't for us "stupid" Americans you would be speaking German right now. I think you need a HISTORY lesson. God Bless!

Can someone get him a man-bra.

I was born into scientology so I know this is another bullshit story, It annoys the fuck out of me to see stupid stories like this being quoted from trash magazine like The Sun! Tom Cruise is just another human being, there is nothing Jesus like about him backing his religion, he backs it cause he genuinely is behind his religion as many of us are!

I was born into scientology so I know this is another bullshit story, It annoys the fuck out of me to see stupid stories like this being quoted from trash magazine like The Sun! Tom Cruise is just another human being, there is nothing Jesus like about him backing his religion, he backs it cause he genuinely is behind his religion as many of us are!

Tom Cruise is an idiot, the only movie of his I ever saw was Risky Business. He is a pompous asshole and its no suprise the jackass thinkis he's God like. The midget should find a hole and live like the fucking hobbit he is.

I would love to know what "Sarah" thinks about the "religion" she was borne into...namely Scientology...are you as screwed up with your beliefs as any monotheistic worshipper who feels they have deep personal knowledge and experience with a singular deity?

Tom is adorable and I hope he isn't bother about all this crap spreading on him by the tabs and bloggers and their moronic readers.

He is gorgeous, successful, n°1 in hollywood by all account and Forbes list (MI:III=400M$ WW), and he is nice and caring.
Leave him alone.

He is not Chirst, he is the King :)

How could he even accept that title if this story is true?? He's hell bound. Scientology is a joke!

The real reasons why they hate America is because we enjoy they enjoy the freedom that we have provided for them. Let's be real here, if it wasnt for the USA.... All of Europe would be speaking german by now... So people, blog on.... we earned the right to and for those extremis Europeans... Blog on and say what you want about the USA and Americand, we gave you the great gift of Freedom of Speech. Enjoy..
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Sorry, I'm off the topic, but your ignorant comment really made me laugh. Do you really believe that Americans saved Europeans from Nazis? Learn some history, dude, and don't watch stupid Hollywood movies misinterpreting the events of WWII! Americans came to Europe when the War was almost OVER: by the time Americans came Germans were already checkmated by Russians. You never heard of the battle of Stalingrad, didn't you? Educate yourself!

this is completely made-up with the purpose of continuing to make Scientology look weird!

that brings new meaning to the word "cruisify"

the guy should be crucified for even thinking that he comes any where near christ.........hes as hopeless as his movies....

Scientology is hilarious. The part that makes me sad is they managed to get the IRS to consider them a 501(c)(3). What a con.

Are you kidding? If anyhting a new word added into the English Language

Scientoloco: A short weirdo.

I know they didn't send out a press release with a misspelled word.

They spelled realize wrong. Its spelled with a "z", not an "s".

UGH!! Cruise & his Bitch-tits need to go away! He's insane just like Hitler!!

For Cruise sake! Cruise Almighty! Jesus Cruise! Doesn't quite have the same ring to it does it?

"The problem with CP1333 is that they are angry because we as Americans can brag about the things that we enjoy because we have earned the right to. Many Europeans dislike America because they think that we are arrogant and selfish. Well, arrogant and selfish we are not. The real reasons why they hate America is because we enjoy they enjoy the freedom that we have provided for them. Let's be real here, if it wasnt for the USA.... All of Europe would be speaking german by now... So people, blog on.... we earned the right to and for those extremis Europeans... Blog on and say what you want about the USA and Americand, we gave you the great gift of Freedom of Speech. Enjoy.."
LOL! No, we don´t think that all americans are arrogant and selfish. (Why should we? Only because they think they alone gave us the freedom of speech??) We think they are as good as a play!

Maybe because they say things like: "I read somewhere that much of modern European identity comes from reacting against America - like they smoke a lot becasue Americans don't - whatever"
LOL!!

angel:
that explains your moronic comments. You are one of us.

hey sarah ;

here is something that's gonna annoy the fuck out of you even more.

you were born into a cult

what a bunch of fucking idiots. tom cruise, i hope you enjoy taking up the rear, because when you are burning in hell, Satan is gonna make you his number one bitch!

what a bunch of fucking idiots. tom cruise, i hope you enjoy taking up the rear, because when you are burning in hell, Satan is gonna make you his number one bitch!

CULT LEADER!!!! CULT LEADER!!!!

COME ON TOM TELL THEM ALL TO KILL THEMSELVES & DRINK THE POISON!!!!

9:15 AM YOU ARE 100% RIGHT ON THE NOSE!!! THESE PEOPLE ALL WANT WHAT IS OURS & THEY DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FIGHT FOR IT! AND I'M SICK OF LETTING THEM TAKE IT!

9:15 AM YOU ARE 100% RIGHT ON THE NOSE!!! THESE PEOPLE ALL WANT WHAT IS OURS & THEY DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FIGHT FOR IT! AND I'M SICK OF LETTING THEM TAKE IT!

"Sorry, I'm off the topic, but your ignorant comment really made me laugh. Do you really believe that Americans saved Europeans from Nazis? Learn some history, dude, and don't watch stupid Hollywood movies misinterpreting the events of WWII! Americans came to Europe when the War was almost OVER: by the time Americans came Germans were already checkmated by Russians. You never heard of the battle of Stalingrad, didn't you? Educate yourself"

YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GET EDUCATED!!

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE USA FRANCE WOULD BE GERMANY!!! ONLY THE OLD FRENCH WHORES WOULD BE LEFT! YOU KNOW THE ONES SLEEPING WITH THE NAZIS (YOU KNOW THE ENEMIES!!!) TO MAKE THEIR LIVES BETTER WHILE OTHERS ARE BEING GASSED!! THEIR WOULD BE NO FRANCE OR FRENCH LANGUAGE & NO FREEDOM OF ANY KIND IN EUROPE IF IT WASN'T FOR THE USA! YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF COWARDS JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW!!!

RUSSIA!!!! NOW THERE'S A COUNTRY TO DEFEND!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

"Sorry, I'm off the topic, but your ignorant comment really made me laugh. Do you really believe that Americans saved Europeans from Nazis? Learn some history, dude, and don't watch stupid Hollywood movies misinterpreting the events of WWII! Americans came to Europe when the War was almost OVER: by the time Americans came Germans were already checkmated by Russians. You never heard of the battle of Stalingrad, didn't you? Educate yourself"

YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GET EDUCATED!!

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE USA FRANCE WOULD BE GERMANY!!! ONLY THE OLD FRENCH WHORES WOULD BE LEFT! YOU KNOW THE ONES SLEEPING WITH THE NAZIS (YOU KNOW THE ENEMIES!!!) TO MAKE THEIR LIVES BETTER WHILE OTHERS ARE BEING GASSED!! THEIR WOULD BE NO FRANCE OR FRENCH LANGUAGE & NO FREEDOM OF ANY KIND IN EUROPE IF IT WASN'T FOR THE USA! YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF COWARDS JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW!!!

RUSSIA!!!! NOW THERE'S A COUNTRY TO DEFEND!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

"Sorry, I'm off the topic, but your ignorant comment really made me laugh. Do you really believe that Americans saved Europeans from Nazis? Learn some history, dude, and don't watch stupid Hollywood movies misinterpreting the events of WWII! Americans came to Europe when the War was almost OVER: by the time Americans came Germans were already checkmated by Russians. You never heard of the battle of Stalingrad, didn't you? Educate yourself"

YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GET EDUCATED!!

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE USA FRANCE WOULD BE GERMANY!!! ONLY THE OLD FRENCH WHORES WOULD BE LEFT! YOU KNOW THE ONES SLEEPING WITH THE NAZIS (YOU KNOW THE ENEMIES!!!) TO MAKE THEIR LIVES BETTER WHILE OTHERS ARE BEING GASSED!! THEIR WOULD BE NO FRANCE OR FRENCH LANGUAGE & NO FREEDOM OF ANY KIND IN EUROPE IF IT WASN'T FOR THE USA! YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF COWARDS JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW!!!

RUSSIA!!!! NOW THERE'S A COUNTRY TO DEFEND!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

To: off the topic and the war historian

What a couple of fucking idiots, you don't even know how to write a comment,let alone know about war history. Go back to school or your hillbilly town in the south.

P.S 9:15 this one is for you too(and I don't mean a bud)

OOooooooookay.

Lets compare them shall we?

Jesus = Born a poor man, died a poor man
Tom = Born a....well Who the hell cares, and will die a rich asshole

Jesus = Is forgiving and loving
Tom = Is sue happy, not forgiving, not loving, will sue anyone and EVERYONE who is doubtfull of scientology

Jesus = doesnt care for money or fame or 'spotlight' despite others making him appear so.
Tom = Thrives on money, suing people to get more money and loves the spotlight.

Jesus = is a calm talker.
Tom = is a irrational, angsty, angry, hyperactive talker.

Jesus = was born a immaculate "virgin"-birth.
Tom = wasnt born a virgin birth, but it seems his new wifes child was (he isnt the father, the sperm was from hubbard that was frozen and she was the receiver)

Jesus = didnt care what people said about his beleifs, even if his future followers messed it up.
Tom = DOES care what people say and will sue them or humiliate them to tears or embaressment with his abusive or calm scolding talk and then take them to court.

Jesus = Christianity is a open religion, ANYONE can walk into a church and feel safe
Tom = Scientology is a secretive 'religion', you MUST be a member to go into the building (or site)

Jesus = The churchs dont have security guards who photograph you.
Tom = Scientology DOES have security guards who will follow you and take your picture...the fastest it takes for a guard to accost you if you're looking at the building is 12 seconds.

Jesus = Anyone can leave Christianity if they feel like it.
Tom = NOBODY can leave, those that do are followed and humiliated or worse..

Must I go on?

Tom is NOT a jesus like figure....he's more of a lucifer figure