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Tom Cruise to Matt Lauer: You're a "Glib Putz"
Posted on Sat Oct 25, 2008 09:36 AM PDT
During the Friar's Roast of Today Show host Matt Lauer in New York last night, Tom Cruise showed he had a sense of humor about himself (and his infamous "glib" appearance on Matt's show) by showing up and roasting Lauer, calling him a "glib putz."
Tom joked that the pair were pals, even showing pix of the duo barbecueing and jet-skiing together, before blaming Matt for advising him to jump on Oprah's couch!
But Tom did get in a few zingers, telling Lauer, "I get to go from international locations to movie sets to more international locations to movie sets. You have found happiness doing the same thing every day. You sit on a couch all day and interview the car from Knight Rider and cook radishes with Rachael Ray!"
BURN!
After blaming Lauer for being the reason Katie Couric went to CBS, Tom uttered, "I can't believe I flew all the way out here...lose my number, you glib putz."
But Matt had a retort: "Why don't you sit down? We'll get you a booster seat!"
Awww, snap!
Actually, ya gotta hand it to Tommy Boy for being able to make fun of himself like that!
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Comments
Barf soundslike tom hired a comedy writer.
hey tom why didn you have slient irth and now you have your baby expose to the losudest city in the world she is clearly distressed.
How about getting her some winter clothes? You and you bulimic wife are the slefsish most rotton to the core peole on the arth ,,, rott in hell with Ron L hubard.
ace it Katie just used tom to futher her career but it bak fired eacuse To is so hated.Now katie drags her baby all over the streets of new york trying to get ahead in the acting world. There egos over- ride there comon sense. actors make the worst parents on the plant! I think tom nd katie well annmonce there divorce befor the end of the year. Tom is worthless!
Katie is throwing up her food.
Tom wants to keep his distance beacuse her breath is so bad and her teeth are rotting out. Yc she eats and the she pukes!!!! Hey katie cant scilontlogy cure you of your bulima?
Page-ing Ron L. Hubard
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money". I laughed.
Once in the restaurant my server had on a Obama tie, again I laughed - just imagine the coincidence.
When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need - the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
Tom Cruise USED to be normal and cute now he is just DESPERATE AND WEIRD!! His child looks nothing like him and the splitting image of Chris Kline. Has to make you think maybe Chris Kline accepted some kind of payment just to dissapear and say nothing. You never hear of him anymore. EVERYONE KNOWS TOM SHOOTS BLAnks, he could never get any of his wives preggo??
And why in hell does poor suri not have winter clothes on the por child does look very distressed. Her mother should give up her pathetic "career" and focus on her child. katie not to many people care for you anymore your career looks like you . Washed up!! Put some makeup on wash your hair and PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CHILDS NEEDS YOU SELFISH WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
And why in hell does poor suri not have winter clothes on the por child does look very distressed. Her mother should give up her pathetic "career" and focus on her child. katie not to many people care for you anymore your career looks like you . Washed up!! Put some makeup on wash your hair and PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CHILDS NEEDS YOU SELFISH WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love to see Tom jumping couch again. every time I see the Tom-jumping picture on the internet, I laugh.
Conan O'brien & Tom Cruise on Matt Lauer is Right.
MATT ! You are jerk off! if the psych-medications are right & shrinks why my toothes are melted! YOU Bastard!!! Pay my dentist bills!
You stinking bastard!! Don't manipulate Americans!! Why don't you go back to Israel!! If you love that much!! eh!! Pay my Dentist bills . SPPPPIIITTT!!!!