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Who Pooted?

Tom Cruise whofarted.jpgTom Cruise is shooting WW2 drama Valkyrie in Berlin and, while taking a moment of silence to pay tribute to the anti-Nazi heroes the film is portraying, a crew member cut the cheese. "Quite rightly, Tom is furious," says a source on the set. Is there anything worse than ruining a quiet, poetic moment than by passing gas? Let's just be glad the crew was outside where the gaseous force couldn't be contained!



The producers are now attempting to identify the mysterious crew member that broke wind... "who is likely to be fired." Poor guy - he probably just had some bad Mexican food from the craft services table!

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Posted by: Anonymous

HES SOOOOO GAY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

HE'S PISSED CAUSE SOMEONE FARTED?
COME ON DUDE GROW UP!!
YEAH KATIE FARTED



Posted by: Anonymous

Katie Farted



Posted by: Anonymous

This has got to be, by far, the stupidest thing that you've ever written. Come on!



Posted by: you need to fart more Tom

maybe Tom farted and the crew laughed their heads off, he does fart and shit, like everyother human on the planet



Posted by: Anonymous

Tom and Katie need to fart more, the couple that farts together, stays together
Those two have gotten way to serious lately, he needs to jump with joy on the couch again



Posted by: Anonymous

Why did you cut out the picture of the baby? This is a ridiculous story.



Posted by: t wolf

this guy who farted is going to be fired?
YOUR GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU PATHETIC
LIARS........back on the clock 1:30



Posted by: HATE this dude

This dude is nuttier than the production floor at the Planters factory.



Posted by: Paulie

Will they fire Tom for YAWNING during the moment of silence? lol

p.s. before anyone writes it.. I know this photo was probably NOT taken during said moment of silence. I just thought it was funny that x17 decided to use it for this story.



Posted by: Gay!!!

IT's 2007, why is this CLEARLY GAY MAN -still participating in a sham marriage and claiming a baby that isn't his all to seem "normal"? I re-iterate what the previous poster said: Just Come Out of the Closet Already!



Posted by: Anonymous

Tom and Katie are like Dudley Moore and Susan Anton, when Katie farts, Tom is right in the line of fire!
that's why he loves her



Posted by: I didnt fart!

right, and just how are they gonna find the culprit who "cut the cheese?"



Posted by: Anonymous

HE FARTS! HE SHITS TOO, WTF>>??



Posted by: Anonymous

POOTED! HA!! haven't heard that word since I was about six! Funny..



Posted by: Anonymous

this whole story is just silly, he's probably on line laughing about it too



Posted by: Anonymous

He who smelt it dealt it. GROSS!! And who cares?



Posted by: Anonymous

You guys are ridiculous. Do you really think he would give a damn?



Posted by: Anonymous

This doesn't make sense. They are outside, and someone farted, and they can still smell it? Either this guy has the strongest farts in the world, or it is a made up story.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm laughing my ass off over the last post 11:27, that's hysterical!



Posted by: denise has the strongest farts in the world

and let's not make the assumption that it's "guy" that has the strongest farts in the world, I think it was Denise Richards and that's why Charlie won't take her back



Posted by: jimi2216

IS BRITNEY IN BERLIN??????????? :-)



Posted by: Anonymous

Doesn't Tom know the history of farts?



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe his head was still up Katie's ass and that's what he smelled. These two and their Village of the Damned looking little child are BIZARRE! Katie Holmes has lost ALL respect I think anyone ever had for her, does she not recall that her claim to fame was being on Dawson's Creek and we are now supposed to buy this sophisticated lady thing she's got going on?



Posted by: Anonymous

daniel and george and eve and pig is that you that farted???????



Posted by: A E I O U

HEY MISS TOM CRUISE

HOW U DOIN?



Posted by: aLL aMERiCAn gUrL

Yeah, the guy "cut the cheese" right after Tom took his finger out of the guys arse.
Tom's a dirty dirty sanchez!!



Posted by: Just sayin

What an idiot! Firing someone for farting???????? Little, little man..



Posted by: Anonymous

Farted?? Tom just did a line blow in the mens room.



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL



Posted by: Are you smarter than a 3rd grader?

I'm not a Cruise fan at all, but this is the most ridiculous story. How fucking stupid do you think we are to believe this? It sounds more like a response to a 5th graders assignment to come up with a story behind the photo. It's amazing how far your credibility drops when you come up with bullshit like this. Stick to just taking the photos and footage and enough with the immature MAD magazine spoofs. Dickwads - all of ya are dickwads.



Posted by: KAT

FLATULATION, A REASON TO FIRE SOMEONE? WHAT IS NEXT? YOU SNEEZE AND YOU ARE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD? ACH TUNG, DUMER ESEL!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Tom is furious? Who cares. He needs to come off his high horse. Stop printing stories about him. He's an old has been and we are sick of hearing about him. Any part he has ever played could be played by hundreds of other actors. He only has notority because he happened to pick a good scripts not because of his acting ability.







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