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Who Pooted?
Posted on Wed Sep 26, 2007 09:50 AM PDT
Tom Cruise is shooting WW2 drama Valkyrie in Berlin and, while taking a moment of silence to pay tribute to the anti-Nazi heroes the film is portraying, a crew member cut the cheese. "Quite rightly, Tom is furious," says a source on the set. Is there anything worse than ruining a quiet, poetic moment than by passing gas? Let's just be glad the crew was outside where the gaseous force couldn't be contained!
The producers are now attempting to identify the mysterious crew member that broke wind... "who is likely to be fired." Poor guy - he probably just had some bad Mexican food from the craft services table!
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Comments
HES SOOOOO GAY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!
Katie Farted
HE'S PISSED CAUSE SOMEONE FARTED?
COME ON DUDE GROW UP!!
YEAH KATIE FARTED
maybe Tom farted and the crew laughed their heads off, he does fart and shit, like everyother human on the planet
This has got to be, by far, the stupidest thing that you've ever written. Come on!
Tom and Katie need to fart more, the couple that farts together, stays together
Those two have gotten way to serious lately, he needs to jump with joy on the couch again
Why did you cut out the picture of the baby? This is a ridiculous story.
this guy who farted is going to be fired?
YOUR GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU PATHETIC
LIARS........back on the clock 1:30
Will they fire Tom for YAWNING during the moment of silence? lol
p.s. before anyone writes it.. I know this photo was probably NOT taken during said moment of silence. I just thought it was funny that x17 decided to use it for this story.
This dude is nuttier than the production floor at the Planters factory.
Tom and Katie are like Dudley Moore and Susan Anton, when Katie farts, Tom is right in the line of fire!
that's why he loves her
right, and just how are they gonna find the culprit who "cut the cheese?"
IT's 2007, why is this CLEARLY GAY MAN -still participating in a sham marriage and claiming a baby that isn't his all to seem "normal"? I re-iterate what the previous poster said: Just Come Out of the Closet Already!
HE FARTS! HE SHITS TOO, WTF>>??
POOTED! HA!! haven't heard that word since I was about six! Funny..
this whole story is just silly, he's probably on line laughing about it too
He who smelt it dealt it. GROSS!! And who cares?
You guys are ridiculous. Do you really think he would give a damn?
This doesn't make sense. They are outside, and someone farted, and they can still smell it? Either this guy has the strongest farts in the world, or it is a made up story.
I'm laughing my ass off over the last post 11:27, that's hysterical!
and let's not make the assumption that it's "guy" that has the strongest farts in the world, I think it was Denise Richards and that's why Charlie won't take her back
IS BRITNEY IN BERLIN??????????? :-)
Doesn't Tom know the history of farts?
Maybe his head was still up Katie's ass and that's what he smelled. These two and their Village of the Damned looking little child are BIZARRE! Katie Holmes has lost ALL respect I think anyone ever had for her, does she not recall that her claim to fame was being on Dawson's Creek and we are now supposed to buy this sophisticated lady thing she's got going on?
daniel and george and eve and pig is that you that farted???????
HEY MISS TOM CRUISE
HOW U DOIN?
Yeah, the guy "cut the cheese" right after Tom took his finger out of the guys arse.
Tom's a dirty dirty sanchez!!
What an idiot! Firing someone for farting???????? Little, little man..
Farted?? Tom just did a line blow in the mens room.
LOL
I'm not a Cruise fan at all, but this is the most ridiculous story. How fucking stupid do you think we are to believe this? It sounds more like a response to a 5th graders assignment to come up with a story behind the photo. It's amazing how far your credibility drops when you come up with bullshit like this. Stick to just taking the photos and footage and enough with the immature MAD magazine spoofs. Dickwads - all of ya are dickwads.
FLATULATION, A REASON TO FIRE SOMEONE? WHAT IS NEXT? YOU SNEEZE AND YOU ARE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD? ACH TUNG, DUMER ESEL!!!!!
Tom is furious? Who cares. He needs to come off his high horse. Stop printing stories about him. He's an old has been and we are sick of hearing about him. Any part he has ever played could be played by hundreds of other actors. He only has notority because he happened to pick a good scripts not because of his acting ability.