Tori's Reality Is Our Stoned Saturday?


Even if I have absolutely nothing to do and I'm baked out of my mind, I still don't think I'll watch Tori's upcoming VH1 reality show. Why?:
1) she owns a bed and breakfast with a husband who has her boobs tattooed on his arm
2) she's shopping with her baby, boom mic overhead
3) she's a washed-up former actress/former rich girl who was too stupid to save her own money and invest wisely and too stupid to make her way into her father's will
4) that shit's BORRRRING!
Maybe with a little toke of crack, I'll try watching for 5 minutes ...


This crap and a gay Barbara Walters?! What are they doing over there at VH1 programming?!
> X17 EXCLUSIVE - Tori And Dean Make It A Blockbuster Night - Oct 18, 2010
> X17 XCLUSIVE - First Look At Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott's NO H8 Family Portait - Aug 14, 2010
> Tori Spelling & Family Wear Their Hearts On Their Cheeks - Aug 13, 2010
> Tori Spelling Shops With The Girls, Leaves Her Makeup At Home - Aug 06, 2010




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