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Tori's Reality Is Our Stoned Saturday?
Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2007 01:08 PM PDT


Even if I have absolutely nothing to do and I'm baked out of my mind, I still don't think I'll watch Tori's upcoming VH1 reality show. Why?:
1) she owns a bed and breakfast with a husband who has her boobs tattooed on his arm
2) she's shopping with her baby, boom mic overhead
3) she's a washed-up former actress/former rich girl who was too stupid to save her own money and invest wisely and too stupid to make her way into her father's will
4) that shit's BORRRRING!
Maybe with a little toke of crack, I'll try watching for 5 minutes ...


This crap and a gay Barbara Walters?! What are they doing over there at VH1 programming?!
Tori Spelling Reveals Her Growing Baby Bump On Extra - Apr 14, 2011
Tori And Dean Are Getting Ready For Baby #3! - Apr 13, 2011
BREAKING NEWS - Tori Spelling Pregnant With Third Child - Apr 11, 2011
Tori Spelling Returns From New York - Apr 09, 2011
Tori Spelling Takes Son Liam To The Doctor After Scary Fall - Jan 20, 2011




























Comments
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Why are you being so nasty? Tori Spelling is a classy lady. How come you never talk about Britney that way?
Why are you being so nasty? Tori Spelling is a classy lady and a good mom. How come you never talk about Britney that way?
Amen, 1:18. These idiots are getting less and less interesting by the hour. They rip on Tori Spelling and praise Britney and Paris. There's really no excuse for that kind of stupidity.
You're talking trash cause she's friends with Perez and he's better than you.
Ha.
Mmmm Coke
Where's the loser..Mr. Tori Spelling? Trouble in paradise?
I like her...shes way better than brit
Mr. Tori Spelling is a cowardly loser.
Tori the horse face. I would not spend 2 min watching these two loser.
I agree with the other posters. She's better than x17 favorite girl britney.
stick to the pictures
I LOVE the show. If it comes out on DVD, I'll totally buy it. I wasn't a big fan of hers until I started watching the show. Stop being so mean!
the people that run this site employ illegal immigrants and do not pay them fair wages. stupid white bitch get a life and a REAL job.
omg you people are so stupid. You're waiting around all day for Britney pictures. lol some of you are hilarious. When you don't have Britney pictures to bash her over you come to other people's sections and bash her. How lame is that?
Tori isn't classy. She's ugly. This is like the first time she's seen out with her child.
I think I need a "little toke of crack" when I come to this site. The comments you make are stupid and all you ever do is kiss Britney's ass.
Carol,
Has Tori ever let her baby sit on her lap while she's driving? Does Tori ever flash her crotch for the paparazzi?
I agree!! You think Britney is so cool and hot being a crack head but then someone that has it together and being a great mom and wife you call names and make fun of!! What an ass....
I watched her show and it is great!! You see that Britney's show never made it back after 1 season but Tori's is still going.........
I HAVE LOST ALL (LITTLE) RESPECT I HAD FOR THIS SITE. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE NERVE TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT BEING STONED AND TAKING A TOKE OF CRACK? THAT'S ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. NOT EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD IS A POT OR CRACKHEAD, AND THE FACT THAT YOU FELT THE NEED TO PRACTICALLY GLORIFY IT IN THIS "SEGMENT" IS PATHETIC. I STOPPED VISITING X17 AFTER THE NEW YEAR, BUT SLOWLY STARTED COMING BACK THIS MONTH. AFTER YOUR ACTIONS NOW, I'M FINISHED. I HAVE FAR BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME.
GOD BLESS EVERYONE.
Aww X17! Be nice! I have always loved x17 for the fact that you don't dog on celebrities. I am really dissapointed in you guys! Even if she is booring, don't tell her to do crack! I thought you guys were better than that!
wow the people at x17 smoke crack!!! now i know why they are so nice to britney! they both smoke rocks!!!
wow the people at x17 smoke crack!!! now i know why they are so nice to britney! they both smoke rocks!!!
You are not good at being mean...leave that to Perez and just post pictures!
That was a totally stupid and unfunny thing to say. Im actually embarrassed for whoever wrote that. There is nothing wrong with Her, she seems to have it together and her show's are funny. I thought you guy's had your head up everyones asses?
aw go to hell all you devil ass people / tori is one ugly ass man looking what ever she is / and britney is a big head nasty slut/ and paris is a big foot long bird nose herpes ho. so now take up for that
so embarassed for whoever wrote this!
I agree with the above posters ^ Tori is nothing compared to X17's favorite skanks parASS , Lindsey & Britney !
Tori looks better since having a child , it suits her :)
I've seen Liam several times with Tori & Dean. You just have to look at Tori pics and not have your head up Shitney's fat ass.
Nice legs though.
hmm. Who wrote this entry? Definitely a different "tone" here.
Feeling a little "less than" in the ol' blog department? Trying to pull a Perez or a DListed?
You will never come close, FYI. You are too much of an ass kisser - you will likely go down with Britney if you aren't careful. That ship is sinking.
OK WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH? Just because you want more traffic on your site, doesnt mean its okay to bash people for no reason. What has she done to you? How can you be rpoud of yourself when you look in the mirror. That was completely out of line and unnessasary.
You guys out of your fvckin minds if you think she looks better than Britney Spears. lmao
Again... she is a nobody anyway and is only here because people like to make fun of her, so why get mad when people actually DO make fun of her?
Give Tori a break. She's clean and sober and taking care of her kid. If you read her blog you can tell she's literate. Unfortunately, she got screwed by her nut job mother.
Most of whom X17 covers are stars with very low morals such as LiHo and Shitney so they are not in a position to criticize anyone.
Tori is a beautiful and classy lady...she did not fall apart and feel sorry for herself when her Dad didn't leave her with a bunch of money...she must have been devasted though, when no one in the family bothered to call her. I hope she makes a real good Mom. You go girl.
Those are some seriou drug confessions in the editing. Baked and Crack??
She's got to be the ugliest woman in Hollywood...
Bitch looks like a bumble bee with those silly sunglasses!
her show is on the oxygen network, not VH1
Wow, full of shit today X17! Shut up, we don't want to hear your opinion...only facts!
you sound stupid.
stop trying to 'act cool' be mean so as to create controversies just to increase viewership loser!
I know Tori fairly well. We've know eachother for about 10 years. She's a total sweetheart. So fuck off with the nasty comments. Your opinion doesn't matter. This isn't Perez Hilton. Stick with the facts
You are dishing tori spelling but promoting the biggest whore and the worst mother in Hollywood britney.
are you out of your mind!!!!
get your head out of britneys stinking ass ok we are sick of it!!!
Tori is a nice lady and funny too. She actually makes a living with her b&b.
Hopefully it will last for some time and makes her and Dean happy.
Enjoy motherhood, it doesn't get better than that.
She looks lovely. enjoy being a mommy.
No nasty comments from me.
All seems allright with her.
X17 you guys are pathetic
Tori is a great mommy and she has had the same pug for years. She doesn't get pregnant on a whim or pick up a dog on a shopping spree, just to neglect it or give it away. She is a hell of a lot more stable than your hillbilly crackhead obsession. And don't even try it with the whole "Tori stole someone else's man" because you know Britney did it too.
Does anyone know how much money Tori's brother got?
tori is great! she is just living her
living her life and being normally!
and she looks good too!
tori is great! she is just living her
living her life and being normally!
and she looks good too!
Tori and Dean do not own that B&B, most of the show is filmed on a set. It has been legally proven that Tori and Dean do not own a B&B, they live in Beverly Hills.
I'm sure Tori is nice, but the show is a lie, and they have plenty of money. Tori and her bro are said (Tori said on camera) to have each gotten $800,000 for now. I'm sure in time they will get much more of dad's money.
she's a jew turned minister
she is soooooo ugly....PUAJ !!!!!
she is soooooo ugly....PUAJ !!!!!
dude her show on Oxygen was pretty damn good. and the great thing, is i always thought she was a bitch, but she comes off very down to earth. I'll def. be watching her on VH1.
OMG,what happened to x17? Why are you so rude now?
HUSBAND STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!
Her ugliness.............
umm its season 2 and its on oxygen not vh1. nothing funnier than someone being abusive and getting it wrong.its also on tuesdays mainly.i think this sites been hacked coz x17 usually like tori.