BREAKING NEWS: Woody and Owen Allegedly Assault Peruvian Reporters

I love both these guys and, if they did something to those reporters in Peru it's because they were hassleing them.

if only celebrities could get away with that HERE!

What a couple of dumb asses. I can't stand them, it just goes to show you "misery loves company."

Celebs only want publicity when they want it. Like an on and off switch. HAHAHA!! Too bad bitches. Those paychecks are nice right? Deal with it

If you read the online articles witnesses said that both men were being harassed by the media and even informed the police.

i just read the news and it says that they didn't do it. the reporter was held against his will by the people from the village. i'm from Peru by the way.

Woody... Viagra... held against his (Wil)...son... very funny X17.

Breaking news????? Come on, who gives a f-ck. Next story.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

VIAGRA!... HA, HA, HA!

Just keepin' it real.

It's pretty obvious to me. They snorted a kilo of Peruvian Flake Scarface style and went nuts on the paps.

Ishmael: Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.

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IF WOODY AND OWEN HAD TO GET BUSTED, THEN I HOPE THEY REALLY KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE STALK-A-RAZZI DUDE.

ps. viagra is great.

Just keepin' it real.

Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

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Viagra is great -- for old men who can't get it up. Young men are so fucking awesome. They have constant hard-ons (without taking medicine) and their bodies are hard too, not soft and flabby!!!!!

Mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm!

Agreed - no "On and Off" switch for celebrity... The report I read stated that they were going to Cuzco to see a herbalist (read: medicine woman) to try and heal Owen's depression/drug addiction. Christ, Owen! Stop running around looking for easy answers with Woody "HempHead" Harrelson who is only getting you into MORE trouble - kidnapping a reporter in a foreign country? Yikes!! Owen, you need to check yourself into a STRICT REHAB
immediately!!!

JESUS H. CHRIST, Owen!!! You haven't had ENOUGH trouble this year?!? Way to stay off the radar, scaghead!!!

If you really read the reports you would have known that the reason that Owen and Woody were in Peru in the first place was to visit a homeless shelter for kids that they opened together and help fund. They were trying to do something good.

[refering to Roy's hook for a hand]
Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
Ishmael: You have a monkey?

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Oh who gives a fk. I mean seriously - this story will be blown up to a thousand times more than what really happened, and it's probably nothing!!!! They are in a 3rd world country and some pushy photog probably pushed his way in their room and they thought ok, fine. Not gonna leave us alone? We'll make sure that doesnt happen again, screwed around with him and told him to get lost. And in all honesty - THAT'S probably even more than what really happened, but go ahead, blow it up.

Yeah, that does seem extreme. Kidnapping paparazzi is not cool.

The Paparazzi shouldn't have been in someones room without permission in the first place.

Gotta love it when your hear a pap get a beat down! If only it happened more often.

Still waiting fior Brit to go postal and hose down the paps with an UZI.

LOOKS LIKE THE SICKO AND ONE POTHEAD DO HAVE SOMETING IN COMMON ! BOTH WANT ATTENTION !!

I live here Cusco. What happened was Owen snorted some white and it burned the nostrils. He began to rub it and that made it feel better so he rubbed harder and faster. The reporter only saw something resembling a penis being furiously rubbed. He attempted to intervene, Harrelson grabbed him, there were shouts, a struggle. White icing from the cake of celebration was flung everywhere. It was chaos, screaming, "Polizia", a tragedy for the town.

To The Shaman of Cusco --
I almost fell out of my cubicle laughing! Thanks!!

Nothing out of the ordinary in Cuzco reporters are reporters and yeah of course they will follow you for a picture COME ON!!!
In Peru the chance to catch a celebrity like them is slim to none so of course the reporters were going TO GET THEM.

Woody and Owen are two druggies who have too much money and too much free time. Both of their asses should be thrown in a Peruvian jail for a while and let their cops beat on them - that would give Owen something to be depressed about. Shouldn't he be in rehab or in a mental hospital instead of out with fugly Woody persuing Peru?!?

As someone posted earlier the reason that they were in Peru in the first place was to visit a homeless shelter for Children that they both finance. If anyone should be thrown in a Peruvian jail it should be the reporters for breaking and entering.

remember, both boys are Texans and that Harrelson's father is a convicted murderer. cooler heads will not prevail in this situation. (i bet WEED went on, to excess, down that way!)

I don't really care WHY they were there. I'm just so sick and tired of Owen Wilson and his whole "I'm in - I'm out" of the spotlight act. Leave me alone, but watch while I promote my movie...here I am very publicly parading around New York with my new (fake) girlfriend, Le Call Girl, and attending high-profile events but I still need my privacy to "heal"...I'm traveling to promote my good deeds and charity work (and improve my public image) but don't take pictures or try to interview me. How dare you have an actual REAL job to try to do! You really need to stop trying to have it both ways, Owen. You're really starting to come off like a real immature dickhead and, unlike your depression, THAT is the kind of behavior which is perfectly within your power to change...

To get it on! - Probably right about Woody - he comes off all mellow, but I can see him beating the shit out of someone. But sweet Owen's a lover, not a fighter - unless he uses his HUGE dick as a lethal weapon!

owen wilson is an immature dickhead its hilarious when his kiss ass fans say owen would never do this or he would never do that...boy what morons owen is not all that nice really and he is pretty self centered nuts mean spirited and not to mention a major drug and sex addict. which isnt a bag on him a lot of people famous or not are drug and sex addicts but he plays it to his "advantage". it isnt unlike owen or woody to be frolicking in the forest in wet boxers or scamming on chicks but dont be putting them on some pedistal thinking they are like the characters they play in movies. they are wackjobs...

they werent reporters they were drug dealers and they tried to scam woody and owen out of their hooch...

if owen had a huge dick, he wouldn't opt to toss salad.

owen couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, as some say.

A guy disclosed his nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there

Magaly TV is like going into X17 or Perez... already draw your conclusions?

Our two guys will remember Peru for quite a long time, to get out of there its going to cost them a lot of Dineros,better yet,lots of bucks. These Peruvians will take them to the cleaners! By the time this is over, Owen will probably feel like he died and went to Hell! In the meantime they are probably wondering where their passports went to, now try and get out of that country without them!

they are cool now....you should keep this news updated..
and just so you know it is not the first time Woody visits Cuzco, he was there when he was 28 and got enlightened but some rituals or stuff he tried ...that when he changed...google it up..bye

they are cool now....you should keep this news updated..
and just so you know it is not the first time Woody visits Cuzco, he was there when he was 28 and got enlightened but some rituals or stuff he tried ...that when he changed...google it up..bye