We kid, but Zach Galifianakis was definitely in a hurry to deliver a lovely bouquet of purple flowers as he sped though Venice on his metallic green Vespa in a sexy red helmet, on Saturday afternoon.
It was recently announced that the funny man is set to star in the third and final installment of The Hangover alongside costars Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms, in September.
We can't wait for Zach to bust out that satchel one last time!
It's pretty safe to assume Zach Galifianakis' name can be crossed off the long list of January Jones' possible baby daddies.
The star of The Hangover, Part II, recalled his irritating encounter with the expectant Mad Men actress in an interview with Shortlist recently:
"[January] and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, 'Come sit down.' So I sit at her table and talk for ten minutes, and she goes, 'I think it’s time for you to leave now.'"
What did the comedian respond with?
"So I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice,' and I got up and left."
But that's not the end of it ... Galifianakis adds that if a script were offered to him requiring a sex scene with the actress, he wouldn't want anything to do with it.
The Hangover star Zach Galifianakis visited Conan O'Brien last night to promote the sequel to the hit film. The actor shared his experience of sitting next toCelebrity Apprentice host Donald Trump at the recent White House Correspondents Dinner:
"Donald Trump was sitting nearby ... everybody was laughing at Donald Trump and it was the most beautiful thing, to have the bully of the world ... it was fantastic. It was really great. I wanted to go up to him and go, 'Didn't you think any of that was funny?' But you know, you don't want to engage with somebody that's so grotesque."
Had The Donald decided to run for president in 2012, we're guessing he wouldn't have had Galifianakis' vote!
The funnyman was out partying in Hollywood Monday night. See our video after the jump!
It's not so shocking that Zach Galifianakis (whose last name we can still barely pronounce, even though we love him in The Hangover and HBO's Bored To Death) would don a red one piece for a magazine photo shoot, but Vanity Fair? Way to go Zach!
Zach stars in Due Date, opposite Robert Downey Jr., and he revealed to the mag, “[Robert] told me in front of 45 extras that I needed acting classes. I like to call him ‘another Irish mistake.'" Can't wait to see how the boys get along onscreen! The film hits theaters on November 5.
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