Firecrotch Posts

Girls In The 'Hood

February 20, 2007... We spotted Lindsay Lohan out and about in a blazing red hoodie yesterday. Anyone else remember those old days when the reddest thing about Lindsay was her, uh, "hair"?

Ho Ho Hilton

December 19, 2006... Much like Santa Claus, Paris Hilton spent a lot of time making her list and checking it twice - her guest list, that is! Yes, Paris threw a house party last night, and all the usual suspects turned up -...
Lindsay Calls Paris a C*nt!

Lindsay Calls Paris a C*nt!

November 09, 2006... Firecrotch gets her revenge as an insecure Lindsay chats with our photogs outside Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel last night. Security asked us not to shoot, but we kept the camera rolling so we could hear Lindsay asking shooters...
A Narrow Escape For Harry Morton

A Narrow Escape For Harry Morton

November 08, 2006... Somehow I get the feeling that the phrase "too much drama" was echoing through Harry Morton's brain last night - after all, if Lindsay Lohan was as posessive and tempermental while they were dating as she was last night, it's...
Hyde and Seek

Hyde and Seek

October 31, 2006... The stars were out again at Hyde last night. Ashlee Simpson is back in the USA with her new nose and her new man, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy, Mary-Kate and pals (in A Clockwork Orange costumes) tried...
Spooky, Scary, And Sexy

Spooky, Scary, And Sexy

October 29, 2006... Travis Barker, Brandon Davis (aka creator of Firecrotch), and Paris -- If you think the pix are funny, wait until you see the video of Travis below, where we ask him the un-askable; and as always -- if you like...


May 16, 2006... They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, apparently this exceedingly NSFW video clip of Brandon Davis making a point about Lindsay Lohan to Paris is only worth one, and that word is “fire-crotch”:
Celeb Digs - Celebrity Real Estate
Blake Lively In Barcelona
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Will You Continue To Watch I Am Cait?
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