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Jordan's Ex Peter Andre Isn't Afraid Of A Little Man Cleavage

October 26, 2010... Courtesy Big Pictures Whatever it takes to sell your album these days! UK singing sensation(?) Peter Andre signed copies of his new single "Defender" at ASDA in London today and, mysteriously, fans had camped out since 8pm the night before to...

Katie Price Claims The Man Who Raped Her Is A Famous Celeb!

September 15, 2009... Katie Price (aka Jordan) has already revealed that she was raped when she was younger, but now the UK glam model is saying that her attacker is "a famous celebrity"! According to The Daily Mail, Katie even said that her...

It's Over!

May 11, 2009... Nooooo! I thought these two would last forever and ever! According to The Sun, the tannest couple in the land has called it quits. Their management company released the following statement: "Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after...

The Price-Andre Bunch!

March 30, 2009... It's pretty rare when you see the whole family out together, but Katie and Peter took all three kids (yes, even Harvey!) out to Malibu for the day. Do you think they intentionally color coordinated, with the entire family dressed in...

When In America...

March 28, 2009... It's not really that common to see ladies traipsing around in public with a head full of velcro rollers. But Katie's British, so she can get away with it, right? Well, normally I'd cut Katie some slack, but this is...

Peter <3's His Pacifier

March 26, 2009... And we're sure he loves his little Princess, too! Katie Price might be overseas, but that isn't stopping her hot(?) hubby from posing for pix with his kids for the paps. Just another day in Malibu! But seriously, baby P is...

Orange Is The New Pink?

March 16, 2009... Not according to Elle Woods, but Katie Price is no Elle Woods! We spotted the Brit import and her now hot hubby sporting her fave color for a run on the beach this weekend. Hey, it matches her fake tan!

Oh, Katie!

March 13, 2009... Let's forget for one second that she's carrying a purse in the shape of the White House. But WTF is that on her skirt? A nod to the confederate flag? Right underneath a shirt that preaches "Peace" and "Love"?...

Just Another Couple In Love

March 11, 2009... Nothing "secret" about it, as Jordan's tight t-shirt reads! Yeah, sometimes I feel nauseated looking at pix of Katie Price and her hubby Peter Andre, but they make it work and that's all that matters. Still... Can he please STOP grabbing...

What's Black And Pink And Tan All Over?

March 10, 2009... Why, Katie Price, of course! Jordan returned to her signature color of pink in Malibu for a little fake tanning yesterday. What, you thought any part of Brit Barbie was real?

Katie Gets A Hand From Her Hubby

March 09, 2009... I guess the couple that sweats together (inside AND outside of the bedroom) stays together, huh? And Katie and Peter seem to be going strong!

Katie Gets Fishy

March 07, 2009... The Princess of Poor Taste showed off her latest fashion faux-pas with her family at the Ivy last night. Is it just me or as Katie gets tackier, does Peter get chic-er?

My Eyes!

March 02, 2009... I don't know what Jordan was trying to accomplish with this bright, mismatched outfit, but my eyes feel like they've been zapped by a high powered laser beam! I might have been okay with the pink by itself, but...

My Mom Has The Same Outfit

March 01, 2009... Oh wait, no she doesn't. No one can blame Jordan for being ordinary!

Katie Tones It Down (Kinda)

February 28, 2009... Of all the crazy outfits we've seen her in, this one is kind of normal. Sure, she's color-coordinated the red, white and black from her shoes to her bag to her glasses, and the Mickey Mouse tee is so...
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