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Ever heard of a third wheel, babe? Poor Aniston has to jump her friend's family vacation in Hawaii because no one else would have her! Paul Sculfor's now an ex; she was kicked to the curb by Brad; but Courteney still hasn't figured out how to dump her! And could you lighten up, Jen, and lose the shorts! You're in the goddamn water, for heaven's sake -- wear your bathing suit!

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