It's almost impossible to top the ridiculous antics Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt engaged in last season on Celebrity Big Brother. Courtney Stodden may have done the unthinkable on the British reality show's new season.

Courtney belted out the American National Anthem while bawling on Friday's episode. Granted, the performance was part of a challenge to sing and sob at the same time, but it was atrocious, nonetheless.

The reality star wore her best black string bikini underneath a sheer sweater for the occasion. In true patriotic fashion, she read the lyrics off a sheet of paper while waving an American flag. Forgetting the words was the least of her troubles; Court sounded like a whimpering puppy that needed to be put out of its mystery.

We wonder if Roseanne Barr gave her any tips.