Apparently Katy Perry loves John Mayer unconditionally -- well we appreciate the sentiment but we really think that's a mistake, Katy. Have you seen John's face when he sings?! It's not good. He makes faces so ugly that even a mother would have a hard time loving. Terrible judgment in men aside, Katy is debuting her new video of "Unconditionally," which is chock full of couture clothes and an obvious ode to her main man.

Showcasing a bevy of gorgeous dresses, the 29-year-old croons in a setting that seems to be reminiscent of 19th century Russian ball. We are pretty sure, Tolstoy and Chekhov are turning in their graves. The video comes as a departure from her bubble-gum narrative videos that the pop princess has become known for.

Along with the video, Katy tweeted, "Yes, unconditional love sometimes feels like being hit by a car... Or being on fire... How does it feel to you?"

It feels like this is going to crash and burn much like your over-the-top, whirlwind relationship to Russell Brand.