Michelle Tanner just got hitched!

We have no idea why we think this news is so weird, but we do — Mary-Kate Olsen is a married woman!

The 29-year-old-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-12-year-old has wed much older, French baker Olivier Sarkozy in a 50-person ceremony in New York City on Friday night.

Page Six is reporting that the reception was held at a private residence on 49th Street and that cocktails were served in a rear garden before the 50 guests dined inside. Apparently, guests were required to turn in their cellphones before the night’s events.

In true Olsen form, there were “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night,” says a source.

The May/December duo were engaged in 2014 and have been dating for three years. The international pair reside in Manhattan. Sarkozy has two children from a previous marriage and is the half brother of the former French President Nicolas Sarkozy.