This is some funny sh*t! We LOVE Mickey Rourke's sense of humor and we love to make fun of his eclectic style -- and somehow we have a feeling he doesn't care that we mock him!

Check out the 9 1/2 Weeks star's hairline -- what's happening there?! And then check out what he's holding in his hand after he met with his hairdresser Giuseppe Franco ... and THEN, check out his beautiful French manicure on those hands! HIGH-larious!