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God, just when you thought people from the South were simple and kind!

Chrisley family patriarch Todd is being accused by estranged daughter Lindsie of harassment and threatening to sell a sex tape of her!!! Who would do that to their daughter?!

According to a Georgia police report, Lindsie claims her brother Chase harassed and threatened her over an alleged sex tape saying he and their father Todd "wanted to lie about an incident and if she refused to do so, they were going to release a sex tape involving her." The report says Lindsie learned her brother claimed to have purchased the sex tape.

In a back-stabbing statement regarding the accusations, Todd said, "It’s heartbreaking and shameful that these kinds of accusations have to be aired in public. We have tried to keep Lindsie’s extramarital relationships with Robby Hayes and Josh Murray private for her sake since August of 2016 ... Sadly, for reasons we can only guess at, she ran to the sheriff’s office to accuse her brother of buying a sex tape of her and Robby, which was a complete lie, and now she’s telling more lies about me. Although our hearts are broken, Lindsie is our daughter and we will always love her."

Ouch! To add to the ouch, Todd and wife Julie are facing tax evasion and bank fraud charges from the IRS, having turned themselves in at a Georgia courthouse on Thursday. Seems like maybe Chrisley DOESN'T know best with all these problems he's having!