British broadcaster ITV's special Meghan And Harry: An African Journey" which aired last night is 1) not at all about Africa or the royal couple's "journey" there; 2) better than a really good episode of Housewives, and 3) reveals more scandal than the British tabloids could ever hope to uncover!

In the doc, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are revealing a LOT about themselves and their lives, like Meghan saying her British friends warned her not to marry Harry; telling ITV she is "not okay" with the UK tabloid's ripping her every move apart and being, just in general, MEAN, and that being a new mom with all this on top of it has been overwhelming.

Harry tells the reporter he and brother William "have good days and bad days" but that the press exaggerates their rift. But they DO have a rift. Oops! Harry spilled!

Why'd the royal couple spill so much tea about themselves? Perhaps to humanize themselves? Perhaps they feel better on foreign soil and more open to telling their truth? Whatever the case,